What to do when you get sick of Trump!

Dad had the news on yesterday.  At least, that's what they call it.  Every station has that Trump guy on it.  What is it one of my Aunties calls him?  Cotton Candy Head.  (Hee, hee, I love it.)  But I'm not telling you which Auntie it was - you might be one of those GOP Trump Yahoos?  I think the republicans just maybe are really going to put CCH up for president.  But here's my theory.  'Cuz I don't think anybody could be so dumb that they would REALLY want CCH as president.   And I don't think CCH could REALLY expect to be president.  I think he REALLY wants the democrats to win.  (He used to be a democrat, you know).  So he's just pretending to be a republican and pretending to run for president so the republicans get confused and don't know who to vote for.  And none of the democrats would vote for CCH.  So by default, the democrat will win!  Now that's really smart!  So maybe CCH isn't as dumb as he seems? 

But even if he is smarter than he looks, it's still all so boring.  Why does the media always have to show him no matter where he is or what he's doing?  "Oh, look, CCH is flossing his teeth!  Let's all watch!" 

No siree, I've had enough of it.  I took Mom with me and we went to the Dog Park where I have been practicing for Halloween.  Halloween is just around the corner and I have to be ready for my many Halloween Party invitations.  And I know I'll be bobbing for apples at some Halloween Party, so I'm going to practice hard.  (Beats watching CCH nonstop!)

And here I am bobbing for apples at the Dog Park.  Well, we practice with a Chuck-it ball, 'cuz Mom thinks I'll eat the apples if she uses them for practice.  And she's probably right.  I like apples.  But I'm already getting pretty good with the Chuck-it ball.  I'm going to be the best Apple Bobber at the Party! 

 

Why don't you come join me at the Dog Park and forget about all this political stuff.  We'll have lots more fun.  I'll be waiting for you.

 

Love, G