It's Been a Bad Year So Far

Well, Mom and Dad just got back from a 3 week trip.  THREE WHOLE WEEKS.  They left me with a sitter, and he was great, but I really, really, really missed them.  Partly I was worried that Mom might still be mad at me.  

Here is what happened:

I guess I was getting really nervous, 'cuz I knew they were going to leave for a very, very, very long time.  So one night, I heard my stomach gurgling and not in a nice way.  All of a sudden, I had to go and no one was up to let me out.  So I tried to hide it by letting go on the rug near the piano room.  No one goes in that room all that much so I thought it might be OK to do it there. 

It was pretty yucky stuff and it smelled kinda nasty, so I went in another room for the rest of the night.

When Mom and Dad woke up, I went into their bedroom and tried to tell them what happened, but they were just looking at the news on their phones and they didn't pay much attention to me.  So when Cuffy (that's what Dad calls the Robot that vacuums our floors - it's really a Eufy, but he can't see that far down, so he thought her name was Cuffy.)  Anyway, she woke up at 7:30 a.m. to do her job and the first thing she cleaned was the rug that I let go on.  Then she spread it all around the rug and went in to kitchen to clean in there.

Mom got up in a little while and she was like, "OMG, what smells so awful."  I could have told her, but she wasn't asking me.  Then she found Cuffy.  Cuffy was covered in s*** and she was spreading it all over the kitchen and the den.  Mom grabbed her real quick and threw her outside. This is what Cuffy looked like when Mom picked her up.

Even the little grooves in her paws were full of s***.

She tried to clean up the kitchen floor, but then she saw the rug in the piano room.  She tried to wash the mess and then she put the rug outside.  It's like a 7X9 rug, so it wasn't exactly a small one.  Later she tried to bring the rug back in but it still smelled nasty.   

She called a company to come get the rug.  She said the guy laughed his head off when she told him what happened.  I'm glad.  I felt kinda bad.  But if I made someone laugh, then that's OK then!

Anyway, now that they're back, Mom doesn't seem mad at me.  She took Cuffy out today and tried cleaning her.  We don't know yet if it worked.  We'll have to see tomorrow after she's all dried out.  If she still smells, I think she might be outta here!

Hope your year started a little better than mine.  At least I know it can only get better!

Love, G